How Droll!

Who says work email has to be professional?

Greetings, One and All!

Due to the testing in the labs through May 20,
Mobile Lab 2 is living in the Library.
It is booked every day during 4th and 5th P
For our class on computer exploratory,
But is otherwise free in the rear of IMC.
To check on its availability,
Please contact our librarian to see
When it’s free to be for thee.

If you don’t require any mobile lab lore,
Please I urge that this message you ignore.
Though I should probably have mentioned that before.
Now, like Benedict, I feel quite the traitor.

Apologies and Thanks!
Sincerely, Evan Fry-or

That’ll get their attention. I got a compliment from the big boss, so I think I’m safe.

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A Lunch Meeting

Dude: “Hey, wanna go get some lunch?”

Guy: “Sure! What sounds good?”

Dude: “How about getting some tacos?”

Guy: “Nah, Mexican upsets my stomach. Let’s just hit up a sandwich place.”

Dude: “Works for me.”

Guy: “Hmm… what to get… Maybe a wrap. What comes on that?”

Delicateer: “It’s meat, cheese, lettuce, and sour cream in a flour tortilla.”

Guy: “Delicious! I’ll have that.”

Dude: “You know you’re an idiot, right?”

Guy: “Nope.”

The VD

Why is it that on Valentine’s Day a box of chocolates and flowers means “I love you” while on any other day it would mean “I’m sorry I fucked up”?

Sick Again

I woke up feeling awful yesterday morning. I still braved going to work (and doing a band field trip to the city). Then I went home and crashed. Luckily other people were taking my kids so that made it easier.

Having rested so much, I woke up at 5 o’clock this morning. Running a fever, I grabbed some medicine and water and went back to bed. As I was laying there waiting to fall back asleep, my fever-addled mind was whirring.

I need to join up with three other jazz musicians to form a quartet again. My friends and I formed a group my final year of college and it was great. And we were a little different since we had an amazing guitar player rather than a piano player, as well as bass and drums.

I want to do it again. Four dudes playing jazz for small gigs. We did cocktail parties and weddings; very mellow stuff. If I can get a quartet together once more, I know just what to call us:

For Jasmine.