Did you know that Eskimos have 600,000 words for snow? It’s true. I, like, totally looked that up just now.
Minnesotans have a few different words for them as well.
“Shit” comes to mind.
In less than a day, we went from no snow on the ground to 8.5″ being dropped. That’s after having rained yesterday afternoon. Not only is there a lovely layer of slush under everything, it means this was a warm storm and the snow is very wet. In the city, it was mostly rain and a couple of inches of snow. Up here, we got nailed hard enough that even the district called a Snow Day.
After sleeping in a bit, the neighborhood got up and began work to dig itself out. I and the boy were sweating through our gear pretty quickly. Once we got about 1/3 done, he was off and playing. 1/3 more of the driveway cleared, a neighbor loaned me his snowblower.
Upon handing the rumbling contraption off to me, his only words were, “This shit is too heavy.”
See!? It’s not just me. The natives do have many words for snow up here! Cultural Anthropology is so fascinating.
Point of order, however: this heavy, wet snow is some of the best. At least for kids. Why? You can reach right down and grab a handful of snow and it automatically forms into a functional snowball. Had I not wiped myself out shoveling, the games would have been on.
On like white on rice.
In a glass of milk.
On a paper plate.
In a snowstorm.