More Evidence I’m a Twit…

  • I hereby proclaim that I WILL take a nap today. #
  • I'm totally going to nap today. #squarespace #
  • I took a short nap this morning. Didn't do much. Dang. #squarespace #
  • Off to run errands with the little ones in tow. This will either be really easy, or walking on coals. No middle ground possible. #
  • @babyrabies I've thought my daughter has been babbling Chinese too. I wonder if Chinese babies babble 'Howdy, y'all!' American English? in reply to babyrabies #
  • Time to score a nap! #squarespace #
  • End of the line for me… I'm going to bed. Tomorrow better be lots of rain and quiet. #squarespace #
  • Suction bowls are not worth it. #
  • Already a bad start to my day and I have tons of real work to accomplish. Oh, and I need to get a washing machine. Grand, just grand… #
  • I am going to get a new washer and dryer and hope that my paper writes itself. #
  • I think my daughter's graham crackers are telling her secrets about me. #
  • I can't keep taking two hours to fall asleep each night. It's not healthy and my kids deserve an awake human watching over them. #
  • I wish I knew the reason I'm so completely exhausted. I even had a nap this morning! #
  • Back to working on papers and hoping no one notices how weak they are. #
  • Is there a way to coin the phrase, "Has a face for pop music" to mean talentless hack? The world desperately needs it. #
  • My fifteen month old daughter just started whistling. #
  • @aagblog Huge congrats on that! in reply to aagblog #
  • Good night, moon. #
  • Who wants two asshole cats? I'll throw in a big litter box and some expensive cat food. Just keep them from everyone and everything. #
  • I should just give up on this no caffeine and soda foolishness. #
  • @aagblog Why? I let my son blow on the bottle to hear the pitch change. in reply to aagblog #
  • So much effort, so little outcome. #
  • @valecp Boo. Just boo. in reply to valecp #
  • The little princess had better take an early morning nap, hopefully before all the dark storms blow away. #
  • I am finally going to use the grill I got weeks ago! #
  • @doctorstine And those were hella good hot dogs. Charcoal FTW! in reply to doctorstine #
  • New washer and dryer incoming on Wednesday. Thank goodness! #
  • I really, really wish there was a way to unwatch crap on YouTube. #
  • Someone needs to come babysit, stat! #
  • Little known fact: q-tips bounce right off diapers. #

More Evidence I’m a Twit…

  • @judalicious Haha. It's true… (sons quietly to self) in reply to judalicious #
  • I think it's time to win an iPhone gift card now. #squarespace #
  • I wonder how many times I will flood my laundry room before I learn my lesson? #squarespace #
  • I could use a pick-me-up, #squarespace #
  • The little Princess is onto hour 3 of her nap. Methinks she is not well… #squarespace #
  • And of course, she woke up as soon as I twittered. #squarespace At least she pooped in the potty again! #
  • Damn Puma has apparently been harassing the neighbor cats at night, waking up their families. He's under house arrest now. #
  • @doctorstine Yeah, but I like these neighbors. If it was someone different, I wouldn't care. in reply to doctorstine #
  • Read http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/ and wear green. Vive la Revolution! #
  • Vive la revolution! Vive la democratie! #
  • Another day, another headache coming. Stupid caffeine addiction. #squarespace #
  • This day is unnecessarily annoying. #squarespace #
  • Zoinks! RT Now! @theiphoneblog is totally giving away a 32GB iPhone 3G S! http://bit.ly/G16Qt #
  • Still waiting for awesomeness… #squarespace #
  • What the heck do I feed my kids tonight? #
  • I need either sleep or a Dew. #squarespace #
  • I think it's time to really reevaluate what I want to do in my life and what I can accomplish at this point. Oh, and #squarespace #
  • My daughter throwing an empty cup on my toe is one of the most painful things I've ever experienced. Holy cow. #squarespace #
  • How many times can I yell at a toddler, "Don't sit on the kitty"? #squarespace #
  • While the kids were playing nicely together, I sat down and read some research material. I fell asleep. I'm a little screwed. #
  • @valecp Fun!! in reply to valecp #
  • My children need to understand that I am not their bitch. #
  • I make a damn fine alfredo pasta. #
  • A couple bath mats and three towels are apparently too much for my damn washing machine. Weak sauce I say #
  • So who wants to donate to the Evan needs clean clothes that won't wake up the baby fund? #
  • Still waiting for 3.0 to get unlocked. #squarespace #
  • I need to stop bring so tired in the morning. #squarespace #
  • Hope for me. #squarespace #
  • Can't keep a good geek down! #squarespace #
  • I have to say, watching my son play video games is really really tough… #squarespace #
  • My daughter's sense of timing is utterly uncanny. #squarespace #
  • I hate Elmo. Always have; always will. #
  • @leannrose You should come up here to visit. We've only just hit 80 degrees. in reply to leannrose #
  • Kids post is up. Go view, adore, comment, swoon! #
  • @mbombich I switched from Twitterrific to Tweetie and never been happier. Well, I've been happier, but you know what I mean. in reply to mbombich #
  • I'm doing okay this morning. Kicking caffeine is finally doing me some good. #squarespace #
  • @judalicious I've always thought of you that way. in reply to judalicious #
  • Nevermind about feeling okay this morning. I passed out cold with the little Miss. #squarespace #
  • My life fail: the mower no longer works. #squarespace #
  • I'm still trying! #squarespace #
  • (sigh) Back to homework again. #
  • It's 10:30 at night and I could go for a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Who's with me? #
  • @valecp I. Am. So. Envious.
    Holy cow, I can't even remember the last time I had a tamale. I'm tearing up a bit now… in reply to valecp #
  • My wife must have a surplus of lungs. She's coughed up at least a baker's dozen this week. #
  • Watching a video on Smartboard systems. Kinda cool, but also a slight waste of time. #squarespace #
  • Join me on @Dropbox and get 2GB plus 250MB of bonus space! https://www.getdropbox.com/referrals/NTE1NjU1ODk #
  • Seriously, sign up for Dropbox. It's useful! #squarespace #
  • Converting videos this morning. #squarespace #
  • @judalicious It's Father's Day? What the hell am I doing up with the kids after a night of celebrations and imbibings!? #squarespace in reply to judalicious #

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