More Evidence I’m a Twit…

  • Hopefully a shower will help clear my head of worries and let me quickly finish my schoolwork. #
  • Monday's Best: "Dad, why do ninjas only come out at night?" #
  • I think both of the kids are a bit under the weather. Poor little things… #
  • I'm starting to get random phone calls and texts again. I think my former students are bored this summer. #
  • @mfryer Go honey, go! Then you get to come home to chaos! in reply to mfryer #
  • Tuesday's Best: Watching the thunderstorm with the kids. #
  • Tuesday's Worst: Keeping the damn cat and kids separated while the flea powder settles. (Also Tyrone was wet from the storm.) #
  • I know it's a jerk thing to say, but can I just not listen to my son's prattle for 10 minutes please? #
  • Wednesday's Oddity: "You have cheese under your shirt!" #
  • @mfryer My wife kicks ass! in reply to mfryer #
  • @mfryer As exhausting as it has been to microwave your soup for three minutes, I'll gladly keep it up for you. in reply to mfryer #
  • Wednesday's Worst: Getting a puzzle pieced wedged in my ass. #
  • @mfryer Wednesday's Best. in reply to mfryer #
  • New term from the lad: "Booyah Failure" A failure that still works (in this context, new recipe that didn't work but still tasted okay.) #
  • Dvorak Symphony No. 9 FTW! #
  • Quoth the Lad: "Thanks, Mr Convincity." #
  • I submit that Dr Seuss has done more for the English language than Shakespeare, Chaucer, and Bush II combined! #
  • I just found my Aunt & Uncle's winery is on Twitter! @whitecottage. Sis @leannrose, get on the ball here. #
  • I want to make official: if you wear sunglasses indoors, you're a dick. #
  • @valecp I am going to decree no on that as well. in reply to valecp #
  • @doctorstine Wear a cool hat. One is not supposed to wear hats indoors, however jazz musicians may get away with it. in reply to doctorstine #
  • 12:12 pm: My patience is gone. #
  • The nectar of the gods will soon be flowing. Rex Banner will never be able to take us down! #
  • Migraine incoming in 5… 4… 3… 2… #
  • My son has a +4 to Spot (+8 versus his sister or anything I'm doing.) #
  • My daughter's new favorite past-time: yelling and spitting down the stairs. #
  • @leannrose Sort your sock drawer and you'll be completely cuh-razy! in reply to leannrose #
  • Huge breath…. GOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLE! #
  • Saturday's Oddity: "Quit picking my butt." #
  • @valecp Aw, you need to be out here with Warren and Ian enjoying drinks on my deck! in reply to valecp #
  • George Lucas strikes again! http://yfrog.com/7e8gyj (via @BillCorbett) #

More Evidence I’m a Twit…

  • Ken forgot his phone and is an idiot. #
  • New burger recipe was a success in my book. And yes, beer was imbibed. #
  • Favorite wasp/hornet spray? I have a small nest in my deck chair. #
  • @doctorstine So, cannot be procured at the local giant hardware chain? in reply to doctorstine #
  • Win a cool notebook this week @notebookstories http://www.notebookstories.com #
  • Monday Oddity: "Don't put the nugget in your ear!" #
  • @babyrabies We're still with whole milk. I think the doc said to keep it up until 2 years of age. (Daughter is 16 months old.) in reply to babyrabies #
  • I think the Harry Potter soundtrack is one of John Williams' weakest. #
  • Monday's Best: Dobby the house elf. #
  • @valecp Eh, kinda. Just found the first four movies for cheap. in reply to valecp #
  • Tuesday's Worst: The rubber grip on my mechanical pencil has warped. It isn't comfortable anymore. Time to fall back on one of my other 17. #
  • Win a cool notebook this week @notebookstories http://www.notebookstories.com #
  • Tuesday's Worst: Trying to get my daughter to eat what she already likes. #
  • Tuesday's Best: Getting good work done on a lesson plan assignment. #
  • Tuesday's Oddity: My daughter apparently doesn't care for Johannes Brahms. #
  • "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good." #
  • "Mischief managed." #
  • Win a cool notebook this week @notebookstories http://www.notebookstories.com #
  • @doctorstine Woohoo! Huge congrats there, my friends. in reply to doctorstine #
  • Scrambled eggs and fried toast FTW. #
  • @mfryer She did, and kept asking for more. Till she half choked on the end of a fruit strip and cried her eyes out. Now she's playing fine. in reply to mfryer #
  • I need a ceiling fan. #
  • Wednesday's Worst: Feeling sick to my stomach all day due to being tired. #
  • Wednesday's Best: The scent of my new shaving cream. #
  • Wednesday's Oddity: "Quit lollypopping your sister!" #
  • I need to invent a four-dimentional kitchen space. Some things will only come into existence at specific times of day. #
  • @babyrabies Know what makes up for not listening now? Retelling baby stories to future romantic interests. Boy howdy am I saving them up! in reply to babyrabies #
  • Alcohol is the Mother of Invention… (Must make this!) http://tr.im/swZp #
  • @artofmanliness In-laws are by their first names. I don't know why, but 'mom and dad' would seem strange. in reply to artofmanliness #
  • Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia… #
  • Wasp nest sprayed. Did not seem as effective as expected. Chair is more effective barrier than eave. #
  • Win a cool notebook this week @notebookstories http://www.notebookstories.com #
  • Thursday's Best: Little sister saying big brother's name. #
  • Thursday's Worst: I just realized that I haven't eaten in a dining car since high school. #
  • Thursday's Twice Best: Designing and building a table in a single afternoon. #
  • I suck. I spent half the day building and working in the garage and I didn't have a single beer waiting in the fridge. Weak. Sauce. #
  • My kids are really whiny this morning. #
  • Friday's Best: "She grinned! [pause] That means she pooped!" #
  • Groceries purchased, clothes laundered, lawn mowed. Time for a shower and to go to a birthday party and fix a computer. #
  • @ChelseaLeeCosta (raises hand) in reply to ChelseaLeeCosta #
  • Cheese + Anything = Win. #
  • Completely fruitless morning: Accomplished. #

More Evidence I’m a Twit…

  • My beautiful daughter is being a pest. She will be going to bed soon. #
  • My son has started cheating in Checkers and I have ketchup in my hair. Good day so far. #
  • @valecp Lack of breathing the sweet air of Minnesota, probably. in reply to valecp #
  • @doctorstine Bah, it's barely hit above 80 for the past month. in reply to doctorstine #
  • My kids are losing it. I think it's about nap time… #
  • What I need is a night of listening to Weird Al and playing Half-Life. #
  • For some reason, I don't buy from door-to-door meat salesmen. #
  • I should never have introduced my son to Cinnamon Toast Crunch. #
  • Neat. I have a migraine and feel like I'm going to vomit. Good day. #
  • @leannrose You just remember how it used to irritate me and relish in the fact I won't make fun of you. Unless you Twitter about it. in reply to leannrose #
  • Best part of my day: my little girl in the tub. #
  • Best part of yesterday: Great shave with new shaving cream. #
  • Shouldn't it be a 'Herterectomy' rather than a 'Hysterectomy'? #
  • What's with this summer? I love cool temperatures, but not getting above 80 means a terrible lack of swimming. #
  • @leannrose Sounds like you need a vacation to the north! in reply to leannrose #
  • We have nuggets dipped in ketchup properly today, folks! #
  • Who wants to give me Snow Leopard? I want something fun to toy with. #
  • Is there a way to build a self-cleaning function to my kitchen? #
  • Lego Star Wars is really really fun. #
  • I like my house being clean. #
  • My daughter's concept of time is way off. #
  • Best part of my day: helping my son build Darth Vader's TIE Fighter. And it's mighty sweet. #
  • Oddity for Thursday: "You have pesto on your foot!" #
  • @judalicious Of the pesto? That was just an after-dinner observation during a changing. Lots of kid pics are at http://www.fryside.com . in reply to judalicious #
  • Friday's Worst: Boy and neighbor assaulted the Puma. #
  • Friday's Best: Lassie shouting 'Bye bye Dada!' when I'm just walking down to the basement. #
  • Friday's Oddity: Explaining what ICBMs are to my 5 year old. #
  • @judalicious What does that mean? We're a bunch of tall, svelt blondes who wear plaid? in reply to judalicious #
  • Just call me the Michelin Man 'cause I'm tired! #
  • Plannin' some burgers for the grill. I'm excited. And yes, there is beer in the fridge. #