The Twitter Feed for 2011-04-24

  • It'd be faboo if people could ask me if things are ready before jumping in an empty pool. #
  • I'm now an acting security guard and my foot has fallen asleep. Should I call in for backup? #
  • Enter to win a @FieldNotesBrand dry transfer customizable notebook kit from @OfficeSupplyGee http://t.co/8Z0PytY #contest #giveaway #
  • Today is the big testing day. I wonder how many teachers are on Facebook right now? #
  • Carnitas Nachos and Simpsons commentary track time! #
  • And yes, I will answer what you are all wondering: I do make the best carnitas north of the Mississippi. #
  • "In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!" #
  • It. Is. Snowing. Goddamnit, Minnesota. /facepalm #
  • I have "Autumn Leaves" stuck in my head. I hope it stays a while; I need the pick-me-up. #
  • How long do I put up with back pain before finally seeing a doctor? Damn trees kicked my spine. #
  • I miss having more interactions with intelligent, creative people. This year has been really empty without it. #
  • My girlie girl. http://t.co/v4odF8q #

The Twitter Feed for 2011-04-17

  • The end is nigh. We are out of Cadbury eggs. Better make peace with your chosen deity. And smoke if you got 'em. #
  • Switched to Alfred from Quicksilver. We'll see how the week goes. #
  • I ran out of energy for digging the trees up right as the sun set. Therefore, I must be #Superman I'll save the world tomorrow. #
  • My wife bought me Cookies'n'Cream Hershey eggs. She's the best thing that ever happened to me. #
  • Today is close to holy-shit bad. Seriously, putting out software this buggy should ensure you're driven home by a horse. #
  • Great, do I get a G2X this month or wait for an HTC Sensation this Summer? #
  • Follow this meme! “@StephenAtHome: Jon Kyl has a shrine to Scooter from the Muppet Show. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

The Twitter Feed for 2011-04-10

  • This is my wife: “@mfryer: Whoa. Post-apocalyptic-zombie-muppet-bunny. #crazydreams #wheredidthatcomefrom” #
  • I am hoping too much for when the G2X comes out for T-mobile. #
  • My tea is attacking me. #
  • I refused to let today kick my ass. My desk is clean, my email empty, and my to do list blank. #
  • Totally crossing my fingers just to *try* getting considered for this position… #
  • Will I finally be able to update my wife's 3GS this weekend? Outlook is looking better… #
  • I'm going to drink tea at the rate I'm going, I better buy loose leaf in bulk soon. #
  • Leftover Penne with Sausage Ragu a la @foodwishes makes for a mighty fine lunch. Thanks again, Chef John! #
  • Power surge. The system is down. #strongbad #
  • For some reason I can't help but rethink how we live our lives. #
  • Working on a new daily routine isn't going too hot so far. #
  • G2X release finally official. I'm not even guaranteed to get the damn thing and I'm still excited about the idea of it. #
  • … A new phone would be the first piece of really new technology I've personally gotten since 2006, by the way. #
  • I had forgotten I spent 3 years taking drafting classes as a teenager. #
  • For some people, having to do stuff sounds really, really hard. #
  • Is it elitist to request that writing an email show at least some amount of literacy? #
  • When at work, please switch your phone to vibrate. Thank you and DUH. #
  • Carnitas are slow-cooking and now snuggling on the couch with my little girl. House is as it should be. #
  • I think I want to get a gas grill again. I love my little charcoal one, but I just wanna cook without trouble. #
  • The Great Wakkorotti is corrupting my children right now. #

The Twitter Feed for 2011-04-03

  • I picked the boy up early from school for being ill, and now he's passing notes to me. #
  • My three year old daughter: "You know what, Dad? I have a boyfriend." #
  • Re, last tweet: I don't think I have a pulse anymore. #
  • Dear world: know a great way to get a hold of a tech guy? Email. #
  • Awesome, now my primary computer is making new noises. #
  • Why do I feel like I'm about to head out to get a colonoscopy? #
  • Know how I know the world is okay? Seuss is built into the computer's dictionary. #
  • The Weather Service says it's 44 and sunny. My brain says it's ridiculously hot. #
  • Playstation Move kicked my ass tonight. #
  • I love tea. I don't know what I'll do when it's less appealing during blistering hot 60+ degree weather out here. #
  • Related note: high temp this day last year was 75. Today, 45. I guess out here the people are stable because the world isn't. #
  • Chinese dinner date and Community couldn't come soon enough. #
  • I am sick of references to our former feline housemate. #
  • My daughter talking to my cat is highly amusing. #
  • The sun is shining. Time to start planning my tomato and cilantro garden… #