The Twitter Feed for 2011-06-26

  • Anyone want to gift me Civ V on Steam? #
  • "Yeah, my leg pits are sweating. At least my knee pits are." #
  • Misty out with a cool breeze; a beautiful spring morning! Wait, it's June? What the hell is going on!? #
  • Watching the kids' movie at work, the more I want a proper projector and screen at home. #
  • Can I be a VP of something? #
  • "Who knew that watching Star Trek would make you such a deep thinker?" #

The Twitter Feed for 2011-06-19

  • I just said "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli." to my 3 year old. I don't think she gets the reference yet. #
  • I don't think it's biased of me to say my daughter will be the next Helen of Troy. #
  • Holy crap. This calls for a glass of wine. Excelsior! #
  • Day 2 of summer break and the kids are ready to have a knife fight. They lasted longer than I predicted. #
  • Time to save pennies to get Reeder for Mac. Still waiting for NNW 4 to come out and blow it out of the water. With Evernote support. #
  • I will give anyone 3 dollars to do my dishes. 4 if you do a great job. #
  • Know what's awesome? Breathing through both nostrils simultaneously. It's been at least a fortnight since that last happened. #
  • I am now taking bets on which kid will make the other cry first. Secondary betting on which one bleeds first. #

The Twitter Feed for 2011-06-12

  • Am I allowed to tell my son he owes me 3 bucks for losing my new Frizbee on his first throw? #
  • Trying Evernote finally. I’ll probably make way more use of it when I upgrade my phone again (I ditched my G2x). #
  • Why have me parse through and simplify documents for distribution only to use the originals anyway? #
  • “We will wipe out all data on your computer.” “Wait, what about the stuff saved on my desktop?” My job security is depressing. #
  • If you’re at work and your cell is on your hip, not even muffled by a pocket, turn the volume down. #
  • My three year old daughter just corrected my manners. Shame and pride are strange when mixed. #
  • Pet peeve: starting a sentence on the subject line and finishing it in the body of an email. #
  • Brevity in writing is a blessing. #
  • @godlessgirl: What’s your patronus? Best question ever! I think mine’s either a dog or a weasel. #
  • Enter to win a bunch of cool office supplies from @OfficeSupplyGee #giveaway #
  • Angry Birds is going to be my kids’ Mario Brothers. I’m okay with that. #

The Twitter Feed for 2011-06-05

  • Oy, will I ever be able to keep up with my RSS feeds again? #
  • So much for lunch today. At least a lot of stuff got done. Now I’m writing surveys. G’booyah. #
  • Forgot to put chicken in the slow cooker for enchiladas tonight. D’oh-lé! #
  • Journalism isn’t a luxury; it the necessity of justice. >> How Roger Ailes Built the Fox News Fear Factory @rollingstone #
  • Know that awesome glossy screen on new Apple laptops? Why does mine look like it has coffee rings? #
  • I want to kick my cat out of the house so badly. He’s crying because windows are open. #
  • I dig practicing Unix that will make my life infinitely easier at the end of the year. #
  • “It’s a sumbarine.” Good luck saying it the right way ever again. #
  • I think I may move to the labs for the rest of the day. This lack of air conditioning is a tad rough. #
  • John McCain’s unforgivable sin: Sarah Palin. #
  • My daughter is three and understands the concept of Zero. #