The @ebfryer Twitter Feed for 2012-06-24

  • I got an MLB Premium account for Father's day. Time to watch the Cain perfect game. Don't tell me how it ends!! #
  • I'm a little too in love with my wife's MacBook Air. #
  • You never realize just how great Kruk and Kuip are until you haven't heard them for a few years. They love the game and the fans so much! #
  • You Outlook! You blew it up!Damn you Outlook! Damn you all to hell! #
  • A trailing ellipsis followed by exclamation points? What the hell does that mean? Did you widen your eyes via text? Oy vey…!! #
  • Shouldn't a single bar of Twix be called a Unix? #
  • "I'm doomed…" "You're doomed?" "… What does doomed mean?" #
  • "Grasshopper. Spaceship. Gun." #
  • Whatever bug is in my system has given me a -4 to Dexterity. #
  • Llamas in Mexico are called "yamas". #

Weekend Links

If I’m going to get back on this horse, I should probably keep the rides short.

  • This is completely true, and probably why I never dated much.
  • This is painfully true. Painfully. True.
  • This is utterly delightful. I hope I can do the same someday.
  • This is properly true. Take the time and read every word. We’re barely a generation past 1964. Despite our revolutionary tendencies, we all bear the weight of spot in history.
  • This is our home.

The @ebfryer Twitter Feed for 2012-06-17

  • My son will be a ridiculously clumsy drunk. #
  • MENDOZAAAA!! #
  • Yogurt seems like food, we all know it's not. #
  • Gordon Goodwin? Don't mind if I do! #
  • @doctorstine Damn straight! Hittin' up XXL right now. in reply to doctorstine #
  • It's raining, which translates to me vacuuming my car again. #
  • @jzeller I think you'd dig. They're a hot big band. Check it out! in reply to jzeller #
  • My biases aside: Dell, your basic mouse looks like a camel toe. http://t.co/WAgFDDYI #
  • The Indiana Jones theme just popped into my head. Somebody get me a fedora! #
  • Loungin' http://t.co/UzFDtGMm #