Quoth Twice…

“I need an alligator foot to be a robot.”
[note: not an alligator’s foot, but a foot made out of an alligator.]

You may be thinking I’m taking this out of context.  There wasn’t any.  He was just walking through the kitchen while I was cooking dinner.

The second one here comes from Mommy and I asking the boy his opinion on names.

“I want to name the baby Trogdor!”