What I Want To Send…

Sometimes the way staff recklessly print things off without knowing where or how many it is mind-boggling.  And frankly, it’s so painfully wasteful that I can’t stand it.  This is the email I’m refraining from sending to the staff:

Happy Nearly Holidays, Everyone!

Nearly.  Until then, this printer Scrooge will be watching!

There has been over half a ream of paper printed between the labs up here that remain unclaimed.  I think it’s about 1/4 of a Tolstoy novel printed out for some light reading over the break.  But honestly, wouldn’t it be more satisfying to go and pick up the entire book at a local store with the gift card you are sure to receive in the next week?

Rest assured folks, I will fight deforestation as best I can by recycling any and all papers not picked up by 2pm.  So pick up your stuff in a timely manner, or your papers will become the rear end of someone else’s printing job.  Gotta leave some trees to be cut down for next year’s festivities, after all.

Cheers!

Evan