The Twitter Feed for 2011-06-19

  • I just said "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli." to my 3 year old. I don't think she gets the reference yet. #
  • I don't think it's biased of me to say my daughter will be the next Helen of Troy. #
  • Holy crap. This calls for a glass of wine. Excelsior! #
  • Day 2 of summer break and the kids are ready to have a knife fight. They lasted longer than I predicted. #
  • Time to save pennies to get Reeder for Mac. Still waiting for NNW 4 to come out and blow it out of the water. With Evernote support. #
  • I will give anyone 3 dollars to do my dishes. 4 if you do a great job. #
  • Know what's awesome? Breathing through both nostrils simultaneously. It's been at least a fortnight since that last happened. #
  • I am now taking bets on which kid will make the other cry first. Secondary betting on which one bleeds first. #