The Twitter Feed for 2011-06-12

  • Am I allowed to tell my son he owes me 3 bucks for losing my new Frizbee on his first throw? #
  • Trying Evernote finally. I’ll probably make way more use of it when I upgrade my phone again (I ditched my G2x). #
  • Why have me parse through and simplify documents for distribution only to use the originals anyway? #
  • “We will wipe out all data on your computer.” “Wait, what about the stuff saved on my desktop?” My job security is depressing. #
  • If you’re at work and your cell is on your hip, not even muffled by a pocket, turn the volume down. #
  • My three year old daughter just corrected my manners. Shame and pride are strange when mixed. #
  • Pet peeve: starting a sentence on the subject line and finishing it in the body of an email. #
  • Brevity in writing is a blessing. #
  • @godlessgirl: What’s your patronus? Best question ever! I think mine’s either a dog or a weasel. #
  • Enter to win a bunch of cool office supplies from @OfficeSupplyGee http://t.co/VfpCORf #giveaway #
  • Angry Birds is going to be my kids’ Mario Brothers. I’m okay with that. #