The Twitter Feed for 2011-05-22

  • I'm catching up on Parks and Recreation. I want to name a dog Shoelace. #
  • I'm ready to build some flower gardens this summer. Plant lots of tulips and other bulbs sounds great. #
  • Dig it! “@shani_o: The Cosby Sweater Project (via @aminatou) http://t.co/4NuSXip” #
  • My damn phone reset itself. Factory reset itself. 'bout ready to jump ship and hold out for a Sensation. #
  • "52% off Skydiving! Half the parachute, twice the thrill!" #
  • Stewin' the stew. I need some rolls. #
  • A buddy of mine named Royce owns a bakery. But he's French, so he always puts the adjective after the noun. (ctd…) #
  • (…) So every week I get Rolls Royce for a buck eighty. #
  • Where the hell is the Teriyaki Turkey Jerky!? #
  • Dear siding company who bailed on a consult without notice and now keeps ringing me without leaving a message: You won't get my business. #
  • My son sneezed with a mint in his mouth and he became utterly dumbfounded about it. #