The Twitter Feed for 2011-05-08

  • There is nothing that makes car racing exciting. #
  • Boy walks up from elsewhere, “Dad?” “Yes?” “This morning, Tyrone sneezed on me.” “Oh.” We stare briefly at each other. Boy walks away. #
  • Oh my goodness, I almost forgot: Happy Star Wars Day! May the Fourth be with you all. #
  • It really was a matter of time before I forgot about this ridiculous extra duty. #
  • If ever there was a day for stew and a nap, this is it. I can’t remember the last time I’ve been this frustrated. #
  • And then my trackpad goes out. Perfection. #sarcasm #
  • Awesome! Lucky kids: @MinorSoMajor_12: Grover and Elmo off Sesame Street at the airport http://t.co/TZVus35 http://t.co/GW24H1L #
  • Yeah, it’s time to get out of here! #
  • I need a big sign to point to in my house: “Whining = No Food” #
  • Quick, help me think of a domain name! I need to get on the @dreamhost bandwagon! #
  • Got it! Free web hosting for a year, here I come. #
  • The SEALs that took out bin Laden had a dog that jumped from the helicopter with them. How many more reasons do I need to get a puppy!? #
  • I really want to clean my desk. But then I’d have to find somewhere to put all the crap on it. #
  • Do I have to reply to email from coworkers that misspell my name? People I’ve worked with for half a decade? #
  • Oy… still kinda funny tho. RT @valecp: My sister earlier: Wait, Lebanon is a place?! But, it sounds like a Star Trek galaxy! #facepalm #