The Twitter Feed for 2011-03-27

  • Made it to the gate with two kids in 20 minutes. MSP, take note from SMF. #
  • If I roll my eyes any harder, I'm going to be ill. #
  • Not long ago I cleaned the inside of my microwave. Today I realized I missed the door. #
  • I'm phoning it in today. I think we need the proper recovery. #
  • May be time to load up some old Simpsons for while I cook. What season should I go for? #
  • Let OS 9 DIE! #
  • Another reason to get a newer iPhone: Final Fantasy games. #
  • I think my children see me as little more than a vending machine. #
  • Art of Fugue. #
  • I think the whole room just sighed and rolled its eyes. I am impressed. #
  • I have heat in my house again. It took 40 minutes and didn't cost a dime. Win. #
  • Only downside of trying an Android phone: no Final Fantasy games. #
  • I made exactly 3 baker's dozen cookies. It feels deliciously sinister. #
  • I'll be honest, I'm kinda excited for the boy and for myself. Completely different reasons. #
  • So close yet so far to my dreams of a decent phone. #
  • Big brother is plopping little sister onto a whoopee cushion. I can only assume it is for scientific purposes. #
  • My computer does not function well at all anymore. Time to wipe it out. #