The Twitter Feed for 2011-03-13

  • My daughter with her hair in braids looks like some kind of Bavarian princess from the alps. #
  • Re, last tweet: "Kid-Tested, Third Reich Approved!" #
  • “@jzeller: Whoever introduced me to Community is a real jerk!” – Haha, and you're welcome! #nbccommunity #
  • Watching my niece chatting online breaks my little Grammar Nazi heart. #
  • If this wasn't going to be a short week, a bottle of wine would be opened. It may still happen. #
  • Tres tacos, una cerveza, muchas interrupciones. #
  • Good Morning, Twitter! We got over 4" of snow last night. I think Zeus is giving me the finger. #
  • The morning announcements reader pronounces "audition" as "edition". It disturbs me. #
  • The complete ignorance of children is beautiful. #
  • The kids dug on the paninis I made tonight. Victory is mine! #
  • "Here's your sword. I have my sword. Let's go get Austin over there." #
  • My will be done! #
  • Step one complete. Attempting step two. Ambiguity level: stable. #
  • The South "seceded" from the Union, not "succeeded" from the Union. That's a pretty important line to get right. #
  • Step two, damn and (sigh). Back to beta, finding a drawing board. Mysteriousness: maintaining normal levels. #
  • #iPhone5 will be up to 32/64 GB and run on the merged T-Mobile/Sprint network. #Apple #
  • There is very little going on today, and I am very grateful for that. #
  • Never fails: within 30 minutes of leaving, I get an email loading up a clusterfuck for the coming days. #
  • If you haven't talked to me about plans for when I fly out to CA on Friday, you need to get on it! #
  • When there's a town called Northfield and it's well to the south of you, and that doesn't trouble you, you know you're a Minnesotan. #
  • Some things I'm glad I miss in life. #
  • Dear Honda, I have a brilliant idea for you: Element Van. Extend it and add some seats. $500k over 5 years will do fine as payment, thanks. #
  • This put a smile on my face today: http://t.co/MZgJdzY I am officially ready for spring break. #
  • This is a legitimate need, right? http://j.mp/dYQFtH #
  • If laziness was an olympic sport, I still wouldn't bother showing up to receive my gold. #
  • Damn. I almost had hope to exchange a bucket of Canadian coins. #
  • Dear Canada, I will trade you some of your coins for some of mine. Or hell, I'll take a check. Let me know! #
  • In Smartsville, though I've learned that's the wrong county. Mountain people are odd. #