The Twitter Feed for 2011-03-06

  • My daughter saying, "I want a bagel!" sounds more like "I Winnebago!" #
  • Eggs are great with hot sauce. #oscars #
  • Just ate $3 worth of Wendy's, paid for out of my car's change cup. #oscars #
  • I can't believe I wrote an incomplete sentence. #oscars #
  • Took a break from my paper to watch a couple Beavis & Butt-Head episodes. #oscars #
  • I want the imaginary thing I just wrote a paper about. #oscars #
  • Firing off another one into the void. #
  • I need to remember to bring salsa to work. #
  • My eyes are starting to burn. The sleepless night with a restless toddler. #
  • I will try this, but with a cork. http://bit.ly/i89UuC #
  • “@GillianJacobs: Recently rediscovered this genuinely hilarious promo with @joelmchale and Chevy: http://t.co/cy5BeQj” – Awesome! #
  • I'm thinking I may try to turn Twitter into a way to create a daily links post. Any way to make WordPress discern between tweets with links. #
  • Sheesh, even I don't whine about doing work like that… #
  • Damn you, PowerPoint! #
  • My little girl isn't feeling well and has tucked herself in on the couch. Just disheartening, really. #
  • Hints of iPhone 5 heading to T-Mobile and Sprint hinted at during today's event. #ipad2 #
  • I think I'm seriously considering Grad School… #
  • Zero inbox makes my heart sigh with joy. #
  • Time to buy some zicam meltaways in bulk. #
  • Deleting email from people you can't stand feels good. #
  • Have I mentioned that I hate when the subject of an email is just labeled "Help"? #
  • I'm sick of overfeeding my kids, I'm sick of the bitching about what I make, and I'm just plain sick as well. #
  • “@AznGirlfriend: This week has been rough and a blessing all the same” Well said. #
  • It's almost 8am and I've received no email yet. The silence is ominous. #
  • Ladies and Gents, the Internet is a rather stable structure now, capable of handling DOZENS of people looking at a single video at a time. #
  • About to test the capabilities of my new digs. Lamely exciting. #
  • Nailed: http://t.co/R4McAOd #
  • Just enough time left in the day to blow things way out of proportion. #
  • I need to stop dwelling on the fact my computer barely runs what I need it to, and two better machines are unused. #
  • I think I will do the dishes and finally finish the last three episodes of BSG. 'Bout damn time, too! #
  • I rocked the house. My feet are up now. #