The Twitter Feed for 2011-02-27

  • 10:30am: Carnitas seared and sitting in Dutch Oven. Snow has just begun to fly. #
  • I censor myself a lot more than I care to. #
  • My daughter is pretending to play the drums. Shit. #
  • Carnitas consumed. Crispy-ing before serving makes all the difference. G'booyah! #
  • "Coc-cocks for sale! You have to eat it with your hands." #
  • For some reason I think it's impolite to comment on a person's lunch habits, namely calling it boring. #
  • I shouldn't look at pictures of puppies. #
  • Someone should bring me a burrito. #
  • I'll be honest: I'm burning out a bit. #
  • Donning her pink tutu and flamingo backpack, and armed with a single broadsword, she set upon the world. #
  • There's a Museum of Math? Is it like the Creation Museum? Does only God know the last number of pi? #
  • How much I miss having music fill a room just right. #
  • Honest conversations make me sigh. #
  • I finally have a phone with caller ID at work. Let the games begin! #
  • If I didn't have so much to do, I'd say it's time to wipe out my computer and begin anew. #
  • Damn, and I was hoping to keep my iMac rocking just a couple years longer: http://bit.ly/dWNbBk
    Core Duo, we hardly knew ye. #
  • Mein Rücken tut weh! #
  • I'm starting to cook some mighty fine beans. #
  • When you forget that you had Monday off, it's been a long damn week. #
  • My wife is gorgeous and it's totally not fair. #
  • "Don't chew on your clothes." #
  • “@badbanana: "Use your Endor voice." -Ewok teacher” // "UTINNI" – Exchange student #