More Evidence I’m a Twit

  • It's stupid cold out today. #
  • I shoveled the deck and created a mountain of snow. Home bobsled run perhaps? #
  • This Star Trek joke = 100% guaranteed geek enragement: http://tumblr.com/xo7108rcju (tip of the hat to @Agent_M) (via @BillCorbett) #
  • Didja hear?? There could be an iPhone on Verizon sometime in the not-too-distant future! #
  • I can't sign into the Twitter website? Can my desktop app work still? #
  • Bizarre. #
  • Boss has been replaced by a fax machine. Seriously, he's not here and there's a brand new facsimile device on his desk. Today will be odd. #
  • For those who don't know, this is a fax: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fax I know, the whole concept is bizarre. #
  • Have you ever done something stupid and then felt stupid for doing it? #
  • It's muthafuckin' tea time, nigga! #juxtaposition #
  • I was original teased with a Dual G5 PowerMac. Now I think I'm being mocked now that I have a pair of them. #
  • I'm going to go back to bed and wake up at 4:45 to try this day over again. #
  • My room is finally vacant and quiet. I'm not sure if I want to put on music at all. Doesn't help that I feel crappy on top of it. #
  • Forgot my wallet. Another great start to a day. #
  • When I write, I open up a text editor and nothing more. #
  • Noise-canceling earbuds, please! #
  • Wow. Some kids have brought some mighty interesting odors with them this afternoon. #
  • Is it too much to be asked to help? "The printer hasn't worked all day" tells me I'm not worth a question mark or a please. #
  • Seriously, it's like Mr Burns just rang a bell at his bedside and only said, "This soup is too cold." #
  • And I'm done. Toodles, Universe. #
  • Cupcake, it's time. http://twitpic.com/3gk7ot #
  • Seriously, not the best start to a morning. #
  • It's time for some ass-kicking music. Dropkick Murphys, DO IT! #
  • And now if someone ever leaves a voicemail with no content as to why I should call them back, I won't. #
  • Out to lunch with my boy. I have a ridiculously great kid. #
  • I think that with 2011, the high five should be ended. I see it on every TV show and it looks forced and unnecessary. #