More Evidence I’m a Twit

  • Every member of my family has been sick since Friday. What a fun trip out for my mom. Hopefully she got some rest after her Texas trip. #
  • We all have strep. #
  • Ich möchte etwas Taco Bell. #
  • The more I read about current TSA rules, the more I know we've failed as a society. Time to invest in a motor home to drive everywhere. #
  • Why do I bother talking? Nobody can hear me anymore. #
  • I just came up with a brilliant remodel for my kitchen. It would make the space so much more open and useful. Who wants to fund it?? #
  • On some wall in my house, for the sake of my daughter, a floor-to-ceiling, wall-to-wall, bulletproof mirror needs to be installed. #
  • Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed. #
  • I should get into podcasting. I like telling people what I think. Thoughts? #
  • My cat is a mix between a black lab and a pack rat. #
  • Salsa!! #
  • Gambled and won! Both kids like the dinner I spent an hour preparing. #
  • I still want a cabin with no electricity. Or maybe just no Internet access? And no TV. With a lake and a canoe. Room to yell at trees. #
  • I should record the sound of me restarting 75 computers in a single keystroke. #
  • I have a need to read! #
  • How can anyone help but go "Aww!" -> RT @normative: Aw, sad bookshelf! http://j.mp/aPe2vT #
  • In my head: the theme to "The Muppet Show". Frankly, way way way better than what was in my head earlier this week: http://bit.ly/YEuLS #
  • I am envisioning a giant bird feeder filled with all our Halloween candy. #
  • I think I've earned some wine this weekend. What should I go for? Definitely nothing in my special reserve in the basement. Dry red a must. #
  • I accidentally wound my kids up. I think Mommy should come home to play! #