More Evidence I’m a Twit

  • Installing cubicle walls feels like being a kid and building a pillow fort. #
  • Posted pictures of the kids. You're welcome, World. #
  • "Oh yeah, this is the kind of dog you feed every day." #
  • "I put up with you and you put up with me. That's what marriage is!" #
  • Crap, I'm going to be in charge of calendars now? Can I have Outlook on my Mac, please?? #
  • Tonight: Wine. And Reading. And Writing. And Quiet. #
  • The "Simply Heinz" ketchup, with fewer ingredients and proper sugar really does taste better than any other ketchup. #
  • When you're up at 7am on a Saturday, Central Time, Twitter is a little quiet. #
  • Passing this along for my friends -> RT @mental_floss: 10 Things You Should Know About J.R.R. Tolkien – http://bit.ly/8XybhZ #
  • How I define genius: http://bit.ly/dqi14s #