More Evidence I’m a Twit

  • I have "Springtime for Hitler" in my head and have been humming it to myself all morning. BTW, I work in a middle school. #
  • Oy, I wish I'd gotten up early enough to shave today. #
  • It's amazing how a good day can just turn on a dime. #
  • Why does my wife hearing my flatulence from across the house feel like a triumph? #
  • Really well done slideshow of New York City: http://tr.im/S5h5 #
  • Sweet, I have Outlook 07 running on my mac. #
  • I really don't feel up for going to work today. But I may as well since I have to be up and about for the kids anyway. #
  • My daughter is now 2 years old. The most beautiful 2 year old that has ever existed, ever. #
  • "To alcohol! The cause of… and solution to… all of life's problems." #stpatricksday #bestsimpsonsquoteofalltime (via @dailysimpsons) #
  • Quoth: "This music kind of makes me want to get up and groove out." #
  • I think that when I have nothing left to live for in life, I'm going to just eat butter and sugar whipped together until I die. Delectable! #
  • http://twitpic.com/198zda It's rib night. A bath is soon to follow. (via @doctorstine) – Booyah! That's how I look on rib night, too! #
  • First set of birthday girl pictures are up. G'night folks! http://tr.im/Sjxd #
  • Mark Twain by Edison (1909). http://j.mp/9OVvLS (via @ebertchicago) #
  • White wine Chateau St Michelle 2008 Riesling. It's almost clear white. Been in the fridge over a week. Crisp, just as I wanted this evening. #
  • The best stuff is up on my site: videos! http://tr.im/SwhL #
  • /dies #
  • There are increasingly obvious reminders that I am dangerously underemployed. #
  • "Spenduy" #
  • Ladies and Gentlemen, we are tech support. So when using your computer during meetings, MUTE THE FUCKING SOUND! Jesus, c'mon! #
  • Steam needs to hurry up and get to OS X so I can shoot things. #
  • I need a keg of Newcastle and a taco truck burrito delivered right now. #
  • Finally got the kids settled to watch TV, and not half a second after putting my butt in a chair the cats start fighting. Not. My. Day. #
  • Why is my computer's fan running? And why doesn't it go to sleep anymore? #
  • Ideal breakfast: eggs and bagels. #