More Evidence I’m a Twit…

  • My folks are in town, so I have not caught up with any of the Interwebs for about 4 days. And I'm just fine with that. I have my priorities. #
  • Please do not lament having not played an instrument, but 'have your vocal chords'. You're a tool. #
  • Schools really needed to be open today? Really? #
  • REALLY!? #
  • I think I'm going to go Jewish. Thoughts? #
  • Good morning, Charles Mingus. Let's bump! #
  • @leannrose Wait, I have to listen to Streisand if I'm Jewish!? Can't I just stick with Jerry Seinfeld? Oy… in reply to leannrose #
  • @leannrose Well, I guess I'm out on both counts, despite what people say. in reply to leannrose #
  • Wow, my kids are really needy today. I have enough to do, even though I don't know if we're just going to get snowed in the next two days. #
  • My children are farting like a pair of old men. And it smells a bit like it too. #
  • Christmas is exhausting, but completely worth it to have my son excited to see Santa's footprints on the deck. I'm going to sleep now. #
  • @judalicious Iroquois twists? in reply to judalicious #