More Evidence I’m a Twit…

  • Hey Texas Roadhouse, if you promise chili and I don't get chili after checking for it three times, you've made the list. #
  • There are just some conversations I'm not comfortable having with my son just yet. He must learn some discretion first. #
  • Fuck glitter. #
  • Pandora Radio + Fluid = The Sweet Life. #
  • I didn't get the job. #
  • Beatles make life better. Revolver FTW. #
  • I can't believe I woke up after 7 this morning. I really must have been feeling sick to have slept that hard. #
  • Ich. Bin. Der. MANN! #
  • @jzeller Ich liebe Deutsch und Deutschland. But I also use it when I can so it doesn't disappear from my brain. in reply to jzeller #
  • Do I do the un-techie thing and print out an eBook? #
  • @jzeller It's honestly a relief to hear you say that. Now, how to print it out into a simple half-sheet booklet… in reply to jzeller #
  • @jimgaffigan I had one of those once. Be careful, they eventually raid the fridge without replacing things. Never lend them money, either. in reply to jimgaffigan #
  • @leannrose Well, the MP shouldn't be an issue to replace. The 'book? Yikes but not impossible… in reply to leannrose #