More Evidence I’m a Twit…

  • I think I'm done with Best Buy. Their customer service desk takes ages to get through, plus they screwed me out of $14. #
  • It's 6am Monday morning. Today, my goal is to filibuster. #
  • My Roman Legions have conquered the Barbarians of The North. Peace and Order now rules the world. #
  • RT @FakeAPStylebook: "Teh" is a common misspelling of "the." Add it to your rival's spell-check dictionary. | Ingenious! #
  • @jzeller IQ under 60. Definitely. At least she's 'hot' and spews Conservative boilerplate… in reply to jzeller #
  • Ew ew ew, I just installed Internet Explorer on a Mac. #
  • @leannrose Time to bust out "Jump" by the Pointer Sisters! in reply to leannrose #
  • @leannrose Um, no. What has two thumbs and has class? This guy -> @ebfryer in reply to leannrose #
  • @leannrose I'm not? Did my little sister just try to burn me? Oy vey, will you never learn… in reply to leannrose #
  • The floor in front of my sink has started squeaking, and guess where I spend about 50% of my time at home. #
  • Did my son really just ask what macaroni and cheese looks like? REALLY!? #
  • I can't stop eating. I must be nervous about something. #
  • And someone at all my Cheddar and Sour Cream Potato Chips! #
  • I have Google Wave invites to hand out. Direct message me with your email address and I can hook you up. #
  • Ah the lunch hour, when I get to hear the mad rush of voices and running feet through the halls, showing that we shouldn't feed children. #
  • And now I wait… #
  • @aagblog I just use a plain text document. Yeah, I'm that crazy. in reply to aagblog #
  • Words I never thought I'd write: My salad kicks ass. #
  • I know it's close to a blizzard out there, but does anyone want to bring me a Chipotle burrito? #
  • First driveway shoveling of the season (Autumn, that is. It's still Minnesota, folks.) #
  • Okay Chrome, let's see what you can do today. #
  • @judalicious Amen. The kids are itching to get out and play (and so are the parents.) in reply to judalicious #
  • Nevermind about Chrome. I can't get Xmarks to work on it yet. That's my dealbreaker. #
  • @jzeller I thought it was a little further along and they just finally had a Mac port. Oh well. I'll still live with Firefox being bloated. in reply to jzeller #
  • @jzeller That'd be fun. Have a spare laptop running 7 I could take off your hands? in reply to jzeller #
  • World, I'm going to have to ask you once again not to talk to me about that amusing email you got/sent/forwarded. Thank you. #
  • @bobandtom I'm with The San Francisco Giants. Like the boss level in Mario Brothers, I die a lot. in reply to bobandtom #
  • I'd like the complete collection of RiffTrax and/or MST3K. My amusement would never cease. http://j.mp/3ZHgcL #RiffTraxSANTA #
  • Anyone want to shoot me a good slow-cooker beef stew recipe? We need something warm and thick after all this blowing snow. #
  • Know what needs to happen right now? Friday. #
  • The one Prince song I know is stuck in my head. Damn it all to hell. #
  • Geek Alert: I'm really enjoying learning to create Cocoa applications. Wish I knew more code, but that will come. #
  • I think I've passed the point where I could go get myself a burrito. Shame on me. #
  • GAH! I've been waiting for a phone call all week. My phone just rang. Dental appointment confirmation. (Hair catches fire). #
  • Ever run into one of those people who is the complete antithesis of you? Opposite movie preferences, opposite political views? It's bizzare. #
  • @jzeller Good choice. We'll have to stock up for an Objective-C party. in reply to jzeller #
  • @jzeller You're goddamn right! Though I was also thinking we could do brews at a place with free WiFi and watch our coding skills drop… in reply to jzeller #
  • In Farmville, you can get an 'Elf Gnome'. That blew my fucking mind. Henceforth, my mind is blown. #
  • 'Elf Gnome', Jesus fucking H Christ… #
  • I feel like I should be forced to read aloud from the DMG for penance. #
  • Know what sucks about saving the best for last? I always have to spend most of my time waiting. #
  • It's nearly midnight and I just finished the dishes. When the hell am I supposed to waste hours on video games? #
  • @leannrose All I know is that my ass isn't coming to visit anytime soon. Last thing I need to do is meet Audrey II. in reply to leannrose #