The @ebfryer Twitter Feed for 2012-09-16

  • By the 2nd Inning, the Twins’ new trick of softening gloves with butter is starting to show its failings. #mntwins #
  • @wilw You described my day perfectly! Thanks, Mr Wheaties Box! in reply to wilw #
  • If you really need to dispose of via a sweep to the leg, you put on the Cobra Kibosh. #
  • Nothing brings joy to a person’s heart like remembering the villain in an 80s movie. #
  • Is there a way to get paid to find obscure audio from NES and SNES games? I can work from home, so overhead (and dignity) would be low. #
  • Favorite @pennjillette Sunday School line: “Why does this deity want to fool monkeys?” #
  • @doctorstine @pennjillette My mom was actually the one who recommended it, though I’d heard of it before. Good for chuckles while working. in reply to doctorstine #
  • When do we finally get to call an iPod an iPod without the touch bullshit? #
  • Burt’s Bees cough drops: If you’ve ever wondered what a bee tastes like, here’s your answer. #
  • “@TheRichardLewis: Do racists only use white crayons?” Yes, and always on the back of brown paper. #
  • JetPens is at it again, trying to hook me with more awesome. “JetPens Blog: Black Fountain Pen Ink http://t.co/dha4tR4X" #
  • Proof she’s *my* daughter? She puts her arms up for a big sweet hug so she can watch the Simpsons over my shoulder. Weasel kid… #
  • The neighbors are partying to country music at nearly midnight. Do the police take calls for crimes against humanity? #
  • I think I just said ‘the night is nigh’ to somebody. #