The @ebfryer Twitter Feed for 2012-09-02

  • “@mental_floss: Canadians eat more donuts per capita than any other country.” No way! Speaking for all America, I say “Challenge accepted.” #
  • @doctorstine Sounds about right for where most of tweets should go. 35 bucks seems steep for it, though. in reply to doctorstine #
  • Half the Internet I am privy to is about The Simpsons. It actually seems low to me. #
  • “@robdelaney: AKIN/TRUMP 2012” As if Trump would take second billing. I think we’re all yearning for AKIN/PALIN 2012. #
  • Next time someone asks if you want candy, you snap your fingers and yell “Snicka, please!” #
  • Would polishing my bust of Plato mean that I'm waxing philosophical? #
  • @DeathStarPR Only you can prevent forest dwelling muppets from defeating your elite forces. #EwokAwarenessWeek in reply to DeathStarPR #
  • “@danharmon: Holy crap. Well done. Right in the heart. Three seasons of Community: http://t.co/R9hmqNG5” Phenomenal work. Wow. #
  • Ooh, a head bag! Those are chock-full of… heady goodness! #
  • @jbouie How do you rate sincerity when you believe nothing in the first place? in reply to jbouie #
  • Who’s the guy hooting whenever Romney says ‘prayer’ or ‘church’? #
  • My Twitter feed’s response to Romney’s speech is like a snarky version of Edvard Munch’s The Scream. #