More Evidence I’m a Twit…

  • Monday's Oddity: "Hey, don't draw with your banana!" #
  • Monday's Best: Taking the holy communion; beer and hot dog at the ballgame. #
  • I've been in my tech meeting for 5 minutes and already I desperately miss Moutain Dew. #
  • Anyone want to get me a bagel? A good one? #
  • I cannot remember the last time I ate a Bugle. Thems is good. #
  • Yes, I ordered Snow Leopard, and yes, I am excited. #
  • @doctorstine Only 25 bucks on Amazon. Well, 24.99, so you still have to buy something else for free shipping. Brilliant policy, really. in reply to doctorstine #
  • @doctorstine Same price, since it's really just Leopard 2.0, not an entirely new thing. in reply to doctorstine #
  • @doctorstine All, but a single license has always worked for me. in reply to doctorstine #
  • Gotta love child labor #
  • Why can't I shake off how tired I feel? I don't even remember the last time I had caffeine. #
  • Goddamn YouTube and their copyright BS. #
  • Thursday's Oddity: My daughter just threw her skirt at me. #
  • Friday's Worst: Having to scare my son to stop him from putting garbage in his mouth. #
  • I love seeing fat people work at places I eat. #
  • My classic rock station has duly rocked me like a hurricane. #
  • @leannrose Dummy-face!! in reply to leannrose #
  • Friday's Best: Mind the 'Fro. http://tr.im/xodg #
  • Friday's Oddity: "Quit farting on my mom!" #
  • @JollyAndy Holy snot, I remember that puddle! in reply to JollyAndy #
  • Glass of red wine and a good book.

    I. Fucking. Win. #