The @ebfryer Twitter Feed for 2012-08-05

  • Just replaced the siding and found our deck was installed poorly. Now my fridge is out. Am I #winning yet? #
  • @doctorstine damn straight you will! in reply to doctorstine #
  • Bonzaiiiii!!! http://t.co/IMjaTjY9 #
  • Mosquitoes, mosquianlkes, mosquilegs; they're biting me everywhere! #
  • Emoticon: a depressed Transformer. #
  • #cute is my four year old can snap her fingers. #evil is that things happen when she does. #
  • “@jbouie: The Hardest Word to Translate (is a Pretty Awesome Word): http://t.co/Vw7kBIl9” Books are filled trying to say this one word! #
  • "I'm not bitter; I'm more of a vinaigrette." Yeah. Salad dressing pun. I went there. #
  • Did you ever hear the legend of the Guy on a Buffalo? http://t.co/MkOYIQJl You have now. @leannrose, the ball's in your court. #
  • Goddamnit, my talents are totally wasted on… oops, sorry I added a word on the end there. #
  • @AdrianneCurry Damn straight! And: aww, that hurts my insides! in reply to AdrianneCurry #
  • Every mammal in my house is meowing at me. No joke here, this is fucking happening. #
  • I just stepped outside and a bunch of hot air blew up my skirt. Usually it's going the other way. #
  • @jzeller even if it's pleated? in reply to jzeller #
  • Oh goddamnit! Two hours in only to have the fucking replacement part break. #
  • Woah, I'm on the east end of Ohio. How did that happen? #
  • I made a long and now outdated joke here: http://t.co/B8A0Pvky #
  • All guys who do sound checks have ponytails. #fact #
  • Lookin' good, dahling! http://t.co/imH8Kpat #
  • The surprising thing today: axe throwing is boring. #