More Evidence I’m a Twit…

  • I hereby proclaim that I WILL take a nap today. #
  • I'm totally going to nap today. #squarespace #
  • I took a short nap this morning. Didn't do much. Dang. #squarespace #
  • Off to run errands with the little ones in tow. This will either be really easy, or walking on coals. No middle ground possible. #
  • @babyrabies I've thought my daughter has been babbling Chinese too. I wonder if Chinese babies babble 'Howdy, y'all!' American English? in reply to babyrabies #
  • Time to score a nap! #squarespace #
  • End of the line for me… I'm going to bed. Tomorrow better be lots of rain and quiet. #squarespace #
  • Suction bowls are not worth it. #
  • Already a bad start to my day and I have tons of real work to accomplish. Oh, and I need to get a washing machine. Grand, just grand… #
  • I am going to get a new washer and dryer and hope that my paper writes itself. #
  • I think my daughter's graham crackers are telling her secrets about me. #
  • I can't keep taking two hours to fall asleep each night. It's not healthy and my kids deserve an awake human watching over them. #
  • I wish I knew the reason I'm so completely exhausted. I even had a nap this morning! #
  • Back to working on papers and hoping no one notices how weak they are. #
  • Is there a way to coin the phrase, "Has a face for pop music" to mean talentless hack? The world desperately needs it. #
  • My fifteen month old daughter just started whistling. #
  • @aagblog Huge congrats on that! in reply to aagblog #
  • Good night, moon. #
  • Who wants two asshole cats? I'll throw in a big litter box and some expensive cat food. Just keep them from everyone and everything. #
  • I should just give up on this no caffeine and soda foolishness. #
  • @aagblog Why? I let my son blow on the bottle to hear the pitch change. in reply to aagblog #
  • So much effort, so little outcome. #
  • @valecp Boo. Just boo. in reply to valecp #
  • The little princess had better take an early morning nap, hopefully before all the dark storms blow away. #
  • I am finally going to use the grill I got weeks ago! #
  • @doctorstine And those were hella good hot dogs. Charcoal FTW! in reply to doctorstine #
  • New washer and dryer incoming on Wednesday. Thank goodness! #
  • I really, really wish there was a way to unwatch crap on YouTube. #
  • Someone needs to come babysit, stat! #
  • Little known fact: q-tips bounce right off diapers. #