The @ebfryer Twitter Feed for 2012-07-22

  • My personal shopping assistant. http://t.co/kL4N4EFS #
  • "That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch." #
  • Using telnet feels like a hacker adventure, but knowing what it really is feels lame. #
  • "A Streetcar Called Marge" is easily one of the best Simpsons episodes ever. Ever. #
  • In the near future, pulling something out of one's butt will be called 'googling'. #
  • I hate being awkward white people. #
  • @valecp not nice to laugh at those less fortunate, Valeré! in reply to valecp #
  • @valecp Well, both now. Thanks for rubbing the salt in… in reply to valecp #
  • @valecp Oh well. I'll just have to console myself with getting full pay and wielding more political influence. #sadtruth in reply to valecp #
  • @valecp Wow. lol in reply to valecp #
  • @valecp Me too! Wish I knew when our next California trip will be. in reply to valecp #
  • The amount and quality of geekery traversing these hallowed tubes would awe the mightiest among us. #
  • @MrAtheistPants We really don't. We just assume it'll be the byproduct of everyone thinking for themselves. in reply to MrAtheistPants #
  • When a pirate mentions something strange, he calls it. bizARRR. When a pirate visits a flea market, he goes to a bazARRR. #truth #
  • My wife's laugh still enchants me. #
  • Why are drivers license photos so terrible? Because they’re a picture of you at the DMV. #questionanswered #