More Evidence I’m a Twit…

  • I’m off to a gig at a cemetery. Should be fun! #
  • Dear craigslist, thanks for taking my old crap. Yours, Evan. #
  • My new phone is so close… c’mon world, deliver! #
  • Always the debate raging in my mind whether to start a row. #
  • @mfryer I don’t think I want to open up the can of worms unleashed by auto-search Twitter bots. in reply to mfryer #
  • Lol, I just realized: On Twitter, the Autobots are the bad guys! #
  • @mfryer Just get what I like and bring it home for dinner =D #
  • Really, world? Really? Get to have the sniffles again? I almost finished the school year healthy. #
  • @jzeller There have just been a few atheist writers coming out with books in the past couple years that have drummed up more discussion. in reply to jzeller #
  • Looks like my phone awaits me at my doorstep. #
  • @jzeller Allergies? in reply to jzeller #
  • @ExpoMarkers Tell them to stock Uniball needle point pens. And to give my wife a raise. in reply to ExpoMarkers #
  • Hey Claritin, get to work! #
  • Busy morning. Lots of things breaking. So much for me getting my grad school business done. #
  • @doctorstine Works perfectly. I took M’s old one that has the constant error popping up. We’ll see how long I last with it. in reply to doctorstine #
  • @doctorstine It’s a hardware issue. Something is wrong with the USB port that makes it think something foreign is connected. in reply to doctorstine #
  • @ExpoMarkers Fine, I think I can accept that. Still, Target’d benefit much to have her on board their office supply marketing department. in reply to ExpoMarkers #
  • @doctorstine That’s crazy. I’ve never once had an issue with the Brown. in reply to doctorstine #
  • @doctorstine Have fun with the ibuprofen! in reply to doctorstine #
  • @valecp M and I watch that one and Top Chef together. I really don’t know how I’m not queer. in reply to valecp #
  • @valecp @doctorstine (hands card over) Dang. in reply to valecp #
  • If you give an assignment that leaves 1/5 students still working after school following a week of work, your assignment has faults. #
  • I just downloaded a Bob Ross video to share with colleagues. These people did not watch enough TV during their youths. #
  • I think I’m making myself sick from drinking soda. #
  • My day is better now, thanks to Bob Ross. #
  • I don’t know why I don’t speak up when I really ought to, especially to kids unknowingly being rude. #
  • @doctorstine Yeah. These kids weren’t doing any harm, but when you’re bagging groceries, you don’t examine what was just purchased. in reply to doctorstine #
  • @valecp These were maybe Jr High age kids, so they really didn’t know any better and it didn’t bug me. I just should’ve piped up. in reply to valecp #
  • My boy is damn funny. #
  • @doctorstine Big happy birthday to the great big Little E! in reply to doctorstine #
  • I just did something I don’t know if I should Twitter about. #
  • @mfryer World, read my wife’s previous tweet. in reply to mfryer #
  • There are actions I now take in life that are far beyond my own comprehension. #