The @ebfryer Twitter Feed for 2012-07-15

  • I just cooked fish at home. Without breading. Holy shit. #
  • "people to leave their spots so I can silently swoop in and harvest their technological remains like some kind of cyborg vulture." #
  • Which is more terrifying? Cybulture, or Vultorg? #
  • Why eat Taco Bell? For the guaranteed sick day tomorrow! #
  • Remember the adage: "You sweat what you eat." #
  • Least fun conversation for a man: pregnancy war stories. #
  • The day the Muppets met Youtube was a watershed in my enjoyment of the Internet. #
  • @MissMurtagh I totally just watched that, hence the tweet! But oh man, Swedish Chef Popcorn, Carol of the Bells, all awesome stuff! in reply to MissMurtagh #
  • @MissMurtagh Needless to say, most definitely! in reply to MissMurtagh #
  • @MissMurtagh lol, yes! The four year old will probably dig it. Nay, she will dig it. Or else! in reply to MissMurtagh #
  • You can't claim religious persecution because people voiced an opinion on the Internet. #
  • There's Indian in my tummy. #
  • Why is it I feel compelled to slug someone in the gut when they say 'job creator'? #
  • @JennyJohnsonHi5 Finally, a decent replacement for Simon Cowell. in reply to JennyJohnsonHi5 #
  • Why do TV channel metaphors on the Internet feel just as dated as trolley references? #
  • Our cat, Louis KTA, comes to my son when he calls him down for bedtime. #adorable #
  • BTW, Louis KTA’s name is pronounced Louis Kitteh. But we just call him Louie. His older bother is Tyrone Biggums, Esq. #
  • I swear I just saw Wayne Campbell. My question: Where's the Garth? #
  • "Are you saved?" – question asked by evangelicals and IT departments alike. #
  • @jzeller nice to see you in the AM. in reply to jzeller #
  • Justice Sotomayor was on Sesame Street. There's no joke here. I'm kinda impressed by both sides. I'd be freaked if it was Scalia. #
  • Why are some of the most special words in my life 'Grab some pine, meat!'? #
  • For fuck's sake, Target! Quit selling me expired yogurt. #