More Evidence I’m a Twit…

  • When reading a string bass part on Bari Sax, how the hell am I supposed to play pizzacato? Arco I can do. #
  • Considering how rough my morning was, I think this afternoon should rain beer. Good beer. #
  • Still pissed about yesterday: Time taken off from work, 7 hours; Time spent on one DMV transaction: 5 hours. #
  • Of course, the chaos of getting the kids ready this morning turned into me not remembering a lunch today. Dag, yo. #
  • I think I need to sleep. Maybe that’s why I’m feeling so crummy? #
  • If I had a hammer, I’d hammer my way out of this day. #
  • I think we should all begin our days with rousing games of musical chairs. #
  • Option+Command+Click on Desktop is my friend. #
  • I need to start making money playing my horns so I can buy reeds for them. #
  • How the heck do I check my phone, have no messages, and then it buzzes me once back in my pocket? #
  • Damn you, Appleworks! #
  • The technical term for “A watched pot never boils”: Hydrotherma Temporal Displacement. #
  • Mel Brooks is the best at timing curse words. #
  • Mein Kopf schmertzen. #
  • What a week. I get to try to figure out why my son’s wetting the bed while I discipline him for lying to me all the time. #
  • Big decisions, big decisions… #
  • So, who else has an iPhone to sell me? The wife and I need a matching pair! #
  • I need a do-over on this week. I’m behind on everything except testing kids at school. Hot damn. #
  • Ever feel like you’re standing so close to a concrete wall that it envelopes your entire peripheral vision, blocking all motion and focus? #
  • Holy crap, am I really trying to install Internet Explorer on my Mac as an act of desperation? #
  • Damn Windows-based RealPlayer won’t run on CrossOver. Oh, and damn RealPlayer in general. #
  • I wonder if I just microwaved my lunch in a plastic container that will now poison me. #
  • “I’m gonna drive a golden spike where your Union meets your Central Pacific!” #
  • I got a new lawnmower, and it’s sweet! #
  • Oh and it’s raining right now, so I can’t use it. #
  • I need to blog. And journal. And remember to keep breathing. #
  • “That’s going to chafe my willy.” A line from Robin Hood Men In Tights. #
  • For those of who you subscribe via text messaging: Buzz Buzz! #
  • I’m stupid, apparently. #
  • Rolling Rock will always be my cheap beer of choice. #