The @ebfryer Twitter Feed for 2012-05-20

  • My life: The ongoing struggle to do something dumber than I did the day before. #
  • "Okay, you go potty first, *then* we'll solve al the world's problems." #
  • Every time an automated answering service doesn't understand what I'm telling it raises the amount of vengeance I will rain upon the Earth. #
  • Silly faces at dinner for just the little girl. http://t.co/lRVrmd32 #
  • Just posted a photo http://t.co/0aNdVVxR #
  • I was going to ask where they get all those empty liquor bottles for sets, then I realize that TV shows have writers. #