The @ebfryer Twitter Feed for 2012-05-06

  • Is self-heralding a thing? I think my daughter does it… #
  • How to cook: add more butter. #
  • The government agency that operates in secret, carrying out missions in terrifying and fabulous ways: The C. I. Heeeeey! #
  • Enter to win an Aurora Ipsilon Fontain Pen from @OfficeSupplyGee http://t.co/NS4ml1Vz #giveaway #
  • Facebook promotes lies. #
  • The world needs to stop gasping on dark and stormy nights. #
  • "Vagazzled." #
  • A very funny joke: "What about a fox jumped over the lamp?" "Why did the fox jump over the lamp?" "Because he was hungry! HAHA!" #
  • May the 4th be with you! #StarWarsDay #
  • My daughter seems to talk to me regardless of knowing where I am. It's odd watching her leave the room to find me. #
  • Happy Margarita Day, Everybody! #
  • I should work nights so when I talk to myself I don't have to fake hold a phone. #
  • Full Batman TAS episodes on http://t.co/KUU3nCpL. Watch them. It's one show from my childhood that stands the test of time. #
  • Oh, and Alfred is the greatest deadpan character that was ever created ever. Ever. #
  • Minneapolis police need more dirigibles. #