The @ebfryer Twitter Feed for 2012-04-29

  • "I wanna have Dog Breath" in a sing-song voice. #
  • "No! 2 + 2 makes 41 plus the road! It's true Dad, it really is true." #
  • My brows have been furled too much today. I think my head hurts because of doing that. #
  • There's a big rabbit in my yard that my cat needs to kill. Right. Now. #
  • Be polite when passing snacks and always say, "Cracker, please!" #
  • Microsoft Exchange This! #
  • @JollyAndy Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol. in reply to JollyAndy #
  • "Yeah, I don't want you to squeak like a dolphin 'cause it sounds like a bird." #
  • I need to know more phrases in German to yell at my computers. #
  • Lousy power of triangles! #
  • Holding the cousin. http://t.co/B6Wr0iLA #
  • @TheTweetOfGod Just like communism! in reply to TheTweetOfGod #